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Plagiarised on 28.06.07 by Russell Allen @ 10:44 am
At least, have the courtesy of knowing something, anything, about the property you are showing people around in before asking for a sweet $750K. Even the bird in Donut King knows more than you. If you need guidance, bow down and summon the spirit of your idol - the Gold Coast’s most famousist real estate agent.
Ba-BLAU!!! Check This Compact Arrangement! Disabled Access. Fo Real!! Planted In Window Box: Very GC Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 7 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 26.06.07 by Russell Allen @ 6:40 pm
It is unseasonably frosty around these parts. It got down to a whole 15 degrees today. Colder than a paralegals gobby!
It’s not every day I break out the winter attire. Planted In Window Box: Very GC Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 9 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 20.06.07 by Russell Allen @ 6:07 pm
I can be a pretty good communicator from time to time . You know of the ‘Nice Tits Darlin’, ‘Better Out Than In’, ‘You Could Suck-Start A Hot-Air Balloon Couldn’t Ya!!’ variety. However, sometimes I have problems talking to people who are overqualified for their jobs. And because I know this I can’t help digging the knife in, especially if they have some kind of unfounded superiority complex based on some achievement made back when Hawke (or Thatcher) was in office. I know you could not believe I would be capable of such things but since the advent of Will2K aka the Willennium I have definitely displayed Caring, Understanding, New-age Tendancies.
Statement One: Statement Two: Statement Three: Planted In Window Box: Rational But Brutish Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 3 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 14.06.07 by Russell Allen @ 10:54 am
Ever since the skinny wretch has grown her hair back, she’s just had her nose in my fridge the whole friggin time. I say to Kylie - ‘Look! Do you really wanna be a fat chick like you were back when you sticking jiffy bags over Hutchence’s head while tossing him off?? No! I didn’t think so. Take your tongue out of Newman’s Own Ranch bottle and stick yer lips around this one. Boobs down, arse up, the old fashioned way!”
Anarchy Lives In Kylie’s Arse. Fact! Needless to say I am still miffed at the fact she insists on having loads of gallic stuff around considering she is supposed to be over Martinez. Fuckin leftover Pommes Frites with Anchovies! That is why I play ‘Too Many Broken Hearts’ by her ex, the legend, Jason Donovan. She doesn’t like that one little bit. I liken the success of Minogue in favour of the far superior Donovan as one of life’s great mysteries. On a par with Mark Chapman shooting Lennon when Ono was stood two feet away from him. Were you confused, Chapman?! Well, were you!!!! I mean, how difficult could it have been?
Yoko Has Two Heads! Quick, Shoot The Top One! Planted In Window Box: Pig's Ear Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 9 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 08.06.07 by Russell Allen @ 8:07 am
I have been distinctly absent around these parts. It is remiss of me but, believe it or not, I have been, as fibbing charlatans say to their loved ones, busy. Too busy to regale you with stories of buttery baked items, thumb buggery and Jude Law’s thinning hairline? Is that possible, I hear you say? I have been so busy with the do-ing of the stuff that I had decided to keep a mirror diary of Paris Hilton’s stay in jail. Since she’s gonna get paid a mil-five for producing one, I’ll do one for you for free and not only that, if you order in the next five minutes you also get free all the exact same content, plot lines and twists that you’d expect from a Pazza Hilton thriller. Day One: Holy Shit! Day Two: My Tummy Hurts, Yo! Day Three: Yay! Aren’t you glad I saved you $24.95. I thought so… Planted In Window Box: Coveting Thy Neighbours Pink Oxen Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 3 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 20.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 9:55 am
Due to the slack nature of my conversing with you, the general public, I managed to miss my two year anniversary. Nads. Now I know why they call it the terrible two’s. It’s all resembles shite. In other news, I am sincerely shocked and appalled at the butt-plugs size availablity. If you need a plug that big you should be clinically dead or constantly on the khazi. Either that or ask the bloke from Deal or No Deal to insert his melon right up there for a spot of loaf roasting Planted In Window Box: Pig's Ear Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 3 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 08.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 8:08 pm
Mimi McPherson - Environmentalist. No! People get laughed at for that kind of embellishment on their resume. How ’bout - Mimi McPherson - Serial Drunk-Driver, Corporate Lush and Home Video Maker Extraordinnaire. That’s more like it. Environmentalist - No! Note: Did you happen to see Richard Wilkins’ interview with Elle McPherson a few weeks ago? Riddle Me This… What the fuckin fuck is up wid dat bra lady’s accent? She was English, South African, American, Australian, Dutch and Chinese all in one interview. Weird-ass! Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 5 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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