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Plagiarised on 03.07.07 by Russell Allen @ 10:41 am
According to the Danish, the name bestowed to the new princess, Isabella, is too common. Permanently, bee-stung presenter of A Current Affair, Tracy Grimshaw, weighed in by expressing Isabella is a lovely name. Frankly, they could have called her Sharon Shitpipe and it still would have been a better name than yours, T-Dogg. Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 8 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 29.06.07 by Russell Allen @ 8:22 am
At 8.06 this morning on Sunrise, the financial giant that is David Koch pronounced after about 30 seconds of fumbling about with pen and paper and umming and ahhhing that 250ish over 60 equals 20. No, Kochie. It’s not. It’s kinda about 4ish. You should have known that anyway from those E240, 4 hour video tapes. This bloke hands out financial advice (I know you call it tips) but everyone knows that it’s advice like it’s lube at a brothel. Come on ASIC. Swift arrest and public perp walk for crimes against short division. Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 2 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 08.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 8:08 pm
Mimi McPherson - Environmentalist. No! People get laughed at for that kind of embellishment on their resume. How ’bout - Mimi McPherson - Serial Drunk-Driver, Corporate Lush and Home Video Maker Extraordinnaire. That’s more like it. Environmentalist - No! Note: Did you happen to see Richard Wilkins’ interview with Elle McPherson a few weeks ago? Riddle Me This… What the fuckin fuck is up wid dat bra lady’s accent? She was English, South African, American, Australian, Dutch and Chinese all in one interview. Weird-ass! Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 5 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 04.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 7:42 pm
I just forgot my password is all. All is resoloved. Incidentally, on the sunny GC today I had a celeb trifecta. And when I say celeb I mean absolutely pitiful excuse for a celeb meaning ‘I kinda recognise ‘em from the tele an shit’ celeb Celeb Spot #1: The bloke who won Big Brother two years ago - Logan Greg. He was wearing a wife-beater and a cap - just like he did on the tele. Celeb Spot #2: The main protagonist from that Secret Life Of Us programme. Not the chubby Aborigine lass from Playschool. No. The stringy, nerdy bloke with oily hair and bad teeth who played Evan. Ropey! Celeb Spot #3: Mad Ron. Of course, he’s a local but seeing him actually doing anything except speaking into his bluetooth and holding a diary is a once in a lifetime moment. Right now, I could die a happy fucker. Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 8 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 25.02.07 by Russell Allen @ 5:00 pm
If Jennifer Hudson wins the Oscar tomorrow then surely, if there is a God, we know who the President of the Free World is gonna be next year…
Yup…I So Excited…Love U Paula I have used my solitary prayer to the lord baby jesu to ensure this happens. To push things along with the great ordainer of natural facts and figures, email me directly for your special George Huff pin badge…
You Know You Want One Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 6 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 21.12.06 by Russell Allen @ 1:15 pm
Here’s the list in alphabetical order (if you can’t spell an’ shit): Andrew G - luscious-locked mic holder who co-fronts Aussie Idol, possible coco-shunter - 2,266 Friends. Ajay - The tubby presenter of Australia’s edition of The Biggest Loser. Or as Bree from BB nicely commented on MySpace - paraphr. - “You are just like a fat Gretal Kileen” - 11 Friends. … OK…bored now…back to the boozer some more lascivious frivolity. Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 13 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 28.09.06 by Russell Allen @ 12:28 pm
Some 1250 people today have been looking for Lindsay Lohan Without Panties or a variation thereof. Don’t say I don’t give the public what they want.
Lindsay Lohan With No Panties On…Technically It’s A Bikini. Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 46 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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kinda looks like Christopher Moltisanti. Pow!