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Plagiarised on 01.07.07 by Russell Allen @ 9:59 am
Has anyone ever told you how much I dislike Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas? Well, I do. This is my favouritist photo of her. Taken immediately after she took a shit on the lawn after the MTV Australia Video Music Awards.
If You Ain’t Got No Mo’Ney Take Yo Broke Ass Home She also has a penchant for pissing herself and sniffing arses. Bit like Courtney Love but skankier. Planted In Window Box: Answering Search Queries Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 11 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 11.04.07 by Russell Allen @ 6:43 pm
Clearly, if you can’t answer this then you need some serious mental health medicine for the brain and stuff. File under ‘Obvious’ Planted In Window Box: Answering Search Queries Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 14 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 22.08.06 by Russell Allen @ 10:48 am
Of This There Can Be No Doubt Planted In Window Box: Answering Search Queries Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 20 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 06.08.06 by Russell Allen @ 7:18 pm
It heartens me no end that there is at least one other bonafide muppster out there who wants to know more about ‘our Tanyas’ vital statistics. The truth of the matter is that I have no idea what the answer is. If there really was a God in the universe I would know the answer to this question, so all you people in really hot, dusty countries killing each other to claim disputed territory please stop. Naturally, feel free to substitute word God to the denominational deity of your choice - except Darth Vader - I hate those Jedi worshipping knobheads. It’s a bloody movie! For those not in the know, and few of you will be unless you live in the 4210 to 4287 postcode ranges of the Goldie, Tanya Middleton is the ‘well up for it’, ‘well mad for it’, uberhottie, Gold Coast Ambassador. You all know that I hate children with a passion but she is on the (very) shortlist of ‘top birds I’d put a baby into’. Are you also that list? Who knows? Even though I am completely smitten by the delectible Ms Middleton, I’ve only ever seen one pic with a clear view of her norks. I suspect that cos of the size of her ribcage (average) and her cupsize at approximately one Russell Allen hand per boob, she’s probably a 34B in UK money. I have no idea what this translates to in Aussie money, probably 12-2.44-Panda or sum shite. Women’s sizing sucks!! I have been reliably informed by the internet that this is a 12B domestically. Of course, 82.253% of dollybirds wear the wrong bra size so she’s probably got sore ‘uns from the years of abuse caused by overly tight boulderholders. I would let you judge for yourself but there are few adequate pics on the internatty and my scanner got busted in the move. Sorry! As a special request, the Gold Coast Ambassador can never been seen in the same clothing twice cos that would be just wrong. So if you are a 34B (UK) or 12B (Aus) send your bras to The Tasty Tanya - Ambassador To The Goldie or The Hawt Freckled Beauty, Our Tanya Extra frilly, lacey numbers would be appropriate for a damsel such as her. Get sending in!! STOP PRESS: Thanks to Window Shopper here is a grainy scanned version of our girl for your viewing pleasure and more importantly boob guestimation.
Tanya Middleton Is Mistakingly Standing Next To A Bloke Who’s Not Russell Allen. Planted In Window Box: Answering Search Queries Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 112 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 04.04.06 by Russell Allen @ 8:49 pm
There are several places to go and fry your brain in order to pacify your narky self and give relief to your family and friends. However, private providers can be costly if you go online. To administer your own dose of brain buzz follow these simple instructions. 1. Take off shoes and socks
The Common Or Garden Variety Electricity Pylon - (Lat. - Frazzilicus Aloticus) 4. For best effects, grip pylon in circled areas. However, a warning must be issued to point out that there is a very, very fine line between administering electroshock therapy in this way and certain death caused by frazzling yerself with 300,000 volts of power love. Be very, very careful. Planted In Window Box: Answering Search Queries Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 28 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 16.01.06 by Russell Allen @ 2:17 pm
Para todos los invitados que han encontrado este sitio que busca la información en Cantantes Espanoles, no hay nada para usted aquí. ¡Vamoose! Aqui en la Ventana, no sé un, excepto Julio Iglesias. Adivino que significa que sé dos si usted incluye a Enrique, ah y Julio Jr. ¡Bailamos!
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Plagiarised on 04.01.06 by Russell Allen @ 6:37 pm
For the first time in a long time…I’m Speechless! Planted In Window Box: Answering Search Queries Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 3 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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