Empathiser
I can be a pretty good communicator from time to time . You know of the ‘Nice Tits Darlin’, ‘Better Out Than In’, ‘You Could Suck-Start A Hot-Air Balloon Couldn’t Ya!!’ variety.
However, sometimes I have problems talking to people who are overqualified for their jobs. And because I know this I can’t help digging the knife in, especially if they have some kind of unfounded superiority complex based on some achievement made back when Hawke (or Thatcher) was in office.
I know you could not believe I would be capable of such things but since the advent of Will2K aka the Willennium I have definitely displayed Caring, Understanding, New-age Tendancies.
Statement One:
Using the quantitive metrics that you are familiar with, skip the conception stage, discovery session and feasibility study and head straight for filing cabinet, deploy the documents using typical alphabetical guidelines. Ta!
Statement Two:
If ‘available’ equals ‘hot’ then what does that make ‘U’? Anger deflationary measures needed. Noted.
Statement Three:
Be a sweetheart and reverse engineer me a cup of tea will ya!
3 Blows Delivered After The Bell. Refereee!!! »
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I’m a Caring Understanding New-age Type….
Hit by SurferCam — June 21, 2007 @ 11:57 am
May we join hands and be cunts together. Let us pray
Hit by Russell Allen — June 21, 2007 @ 4:59 pm
You’re so hot right now. Wanna fuck?
Hit by kylie — June 23, 2007 @ 9:42 pm