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Plagiarised on 20.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 9:55 am
Due to the slack nature of my conversing with you, the general public, I managed to miss my two year anniversary. Nads. Now I know why they call it the terrible two’s. It’s all resembles shite. In other news, I am sincerely shocked and appalled at the butt-plugs size availablity. If you need a plug that big you should be clinically dead or constantly on the khazi. Either that or ask the bloke from Deal or No Deal to insert his melon right up there for a spot of loaf roasting Planted In Window Box: Pig's Ear Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 3 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 08.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 8:08 pm
Mimi McPherson - Environmentalist. No! People get laughed at for that kind of embellishment on their resume. How ’bout - Mimi McPherson - Serial Drunk-Driver, Corporate Lush and Home Video Maker Extraordinnaire. That’s more like it. Environmentalist - No! Note: Did you happen to see Richard Wilkins’ interview with Elle McPherson a few weeks ago? Riddle Me This… What the fuckin fuck is up wid dat bra lady’s accent? She was English, South African, American, Australian, Dutch and Chinese all in one interview. Weird-ass! Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 5 Comments Behind The Sofa |
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Plagiarised on 04.05.07 by Russell Allen @ 7:42 pm
I just forgot my password is all. All is resoloved. Incidentally, on the sunny GC today I had a celeb trifecta. And when I say celeb I mean absolutely pitiful excuse for a celeb meaning ‘I kinda recognise ‘em from the tele an shit’ celeb Celeb Spot #1: The bloke who won Big Brother two years ago - Logan Greg. He was wearing a wife-beater and a cap - just like he did on the tele. Celeb Spot #2: The main protagonist from that Secret Life Of Us programme. Not the chubby Aborigine lass from Playschool. No. The stringy, nerdy bloke with oily hair and bad teeth who played Evan. Ropey! Celeb Spot #3: Mad Ron. Of course, he’s a local but seeing him actually doing anything except speaking into his bluetooth and holding a diary is a once in a lifetime moment. Right now, I could die a happy fucker. Planted In Window Box: Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Panties Comments: No Comments, Actually I Found 8 Comments Behind The Sofa |
My Dad
kinda looks like Christopher Moltisanti. Pow!