What Can I Say
5 things actually…
1. Shrove Tuesday was again a triumph of baked goods over common sense. Engorged? Yes. Satisfied? Never!!! *Note: For those not in the know, I fuckin love Pancake Day
2. Noosa, on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast is a cosmic centre of camel toe. There must be more camel toe per capita in Noosa than any other place on earth. Possible reasons are (a) the fitness freaks are out in force and can’t help slipping fabric up their flanges (b) their collective flanges are humungous, or (c) there was a coach trip from Rockhampton in town. Could be all three even…
3. Slimline Coke cans are fully gay. Nuff said.
4. I’ve been let into the inner sanctum of a brothel. You could say I was working there and not in a ‘3 digits in the jacksi’ capacity neither. Brothels need business consultants too. Believe it or not I have decided to accept cash as payment and not 10 grands worth of gift certificates. Someone throw me a hot water bottle and a blue pill please.
5. My dad has had the same pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarers he had since well before the Cruiser and his shit-eatin grin, threw on a pair for seven-eights of the running time of Top Gun. Needless to say he has gone over the top of uncool to be absolutely cool. More to the point, how the frickin hell can anyone keep the same pair of sunglasses of over 21 years and not break / lose / drop / flush ‘em down the khazi in a fit of drug-induced pique?
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Your old man sounds fucking hot! Hook me up!
Hit by steph — February 11, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
He is but he’s married to me mam and has been for over three decades. He’s as loyal to his women as he is to his sunglasses
Hit by Russell Allen — February 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
Dammit! I was hoping you got your lothario reputation from your da.
Hit by steph — February 11, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
I did get my lothario reputation from my father. His monogamy was painfully frustrating
Hit by Russell Allen — February 11, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
oh my god, pancakes are the bloody BEST!
Hit by mez — February 11, 2007 @ 5:37 pm
4. You idiot! I would have taken the gift certificates.
5. Impressed! My dog ate my last pair of sunnies.
Hit by SurferCam — February 12, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
mez: affirmative
surfercam: That is why I am a business consultant. Cash you can use in any brothel.
Hit by Russell Allen — February 12, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
I am thoroughly impressed by your dad. I’m lucky if I can keep up with a pair of sunglasses for a year.
Hit by Dagny — February 13, 2007 @ 2:30 pm