As I Suspected
Dogs Pee Weird
It is at this point that you regale me with all your favourite dog pee stories. I don’t have any. The closest I have was when I tried to push a dog upstairs and my index finger flew up his anus. I tell ya, he tightened up after that and he was a fucker to pull off. Not in that sense…
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when I was a wee young lass, my dog weed on one of my awful cousins. He cried (the cousin not the dog. the dog didn’t care) and my brother and i laughed.
To this day I wished he weed on my even more awful cousin.
Hit by elaine — October 27, 2006 @ 8:26 am
I’ll wee on him on him if you like. I’m a pisser for hire.
Hit by Russell Allen — October 27, 2006 @ 8:36 am
her. Please do.
Hit by elaine — October 27, 2006 @ 10:24 am
I’m cheap. $50 per person
Hit by Russell Allen — October 27, 2006 @ 10:42 am
I’ll want my ‘water’ expenses paid for me though.
Hit by Russell Allen — October 27, 2006 @ 10:43 am
that makes you cheapskate, not cheap.
If you met her, you’d want to do it gratis. And take a dump on her whlst you were at it.
Hit by elaine — October 27, 2006 @ 12:54 pm
Can I meet her and make a judgement call? Please introduce me as the person who may piss on her if she is sufficiently awful.
Hit by Russell Allen — October 27, 2006 @ 12:56 pm
A likley story Mr Allen. However, I didn’t pick you as someone who enjoyed beastiality.
still, each to their own
Hit by Spazzalicious — October 27, 2006 @ 1:37 pm
I didn’t enjoy it…i was handling the circumstance in the right way
Hit by Russell Allen — October 27, 2006 @ 1:41 pm
Once, My friend and I were walking her dog, and, like, it went to do a pee, and it was a fence (cos dogs gotta pee on actual things, they can’r just pee in the air) like, and it started peeing and it, like went for the whole fence. This fence was like, 10 metres long, and it was hopping and jumping and peeing all at the same time.
Wierd.
I can’t do that!
PS: I got beaver as my anti-spam word. Is that unusual?
Hit by Natalie — October 27, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
I’ve seen a dog do a semi-cartwheel trying to achieve the same result as talk of Natalie.
Re: Anti-spam word - Depends if you find beavers unusual.
Hit by Russell Allen — October 27, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
That’s not a dog, it’s a lamb, and he’s about to fuck it. Been to NZ recently, Russ?
Hit by hungbunny — October 27, 2006 @ 7:33 pm
…is this another one about that Russian in the last entry?
Hit by mez — October 27, 2006 @ 11:50 pm
Looks like that dog is packing heat-seaking pee.
A heat seeking pissle?
Hit by gav — October 28, 2006 @ 9:12 am
Hungbunny: No…NO!!
Mez: If only she could heat-seek pee like that pooch…
Gav: D-pizzle! I hear the Yanks are committing a few billion in funding for R&D after this discovery.
Hit by Russell Allen — October 28, 2006 @ 10:36 am
since you said you don’t have a dog, can i just ask, what are you doing pushing “a” dog upstairs with fingers up his anus?
Hit by treespotter — October 28, 2006 @ 10:36 pm
I don’t even have stairs now either.
Back in the day (the UK) I had a pooch, Marvin, he was in the basement and I didn’t want him to be. I should have left him there if I knew what was going to happen
Hit by Russell Allen — October 29, 2006 @ 9:04 am