I Just Don’t Get Birds, Me
What do you really think goes through the mind of an ibis when it sees an entire burger, baguette, bicycle pump, milk crate on a table?
I think the chicks back at the nest would really, really dig this. Bang! There you go my luvvies. Divide it up amongst yourselves.
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I had to look up what an ibis is. Yes, I’m pretty stupid.
Like the new template.
Hit by jackt — June 30, 2006 @ 6:54 pm
Perhaps the reason you don’t get birds is because you talk about sticking your fingers up your fudge tunnel too much.
Hit by hungbunny — June 30, 2006 @ 10:47 pm
He’s straight?!
I’ve been decieved!
Hit by B — July 1, 2006 @ 1:33 am
Ibises are pretty local…and they’re dirty fuckers too, just like me.
Hit by Russell Allen — July 1, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Hungbunny and Hungboudy: It’s the two winged variety I don’t understand. The blonde/brunette ones with heels and a handbag are a piece of piss to figure out.
Hit by Russell Allen — July 1, 2006 @ 10:56 am
While fondling her laundromats, she said that the meteorologists sing the praises of banjo players.
A piece of piss to figure out eh?
Hit by Rowena — July 1, 2006 @ 11:41 am
I’ve got a banjo string that needs attention
Hit by Russell Allen — July 1, 2006 @ 12:23 pm
I’d have thought your banjo string would have well and truly snapped by now
Hit by Rowena — July 1, 2006 @ 12:46 pm
I like working as many chord ranges as I can
Hit by Russell Allen — July 1, 2006 @ 2:54 pm
Are Ibis into freeform poetry or performance art? Fucked if I know. Wake me up in three weeks. Hath ceased to care.
Hit by cfsmtb — July 1, 2006 @ 5:35 pm
this post scares me a bit.
..not sure why. lol.
Hit by mez — July 1, 2006 @ 5:54 pm
Thanks for remindin me love. Crack out the ales…it’s peddlin time!!
Hit by Russell Allen — July 1, 2006 @ 5:54 pm
What was Rooney thinking?
Hit by Window Shopper — July 2, 2006 @ 3:39 am
ingerland, ingerland ingerland… bye bye bye!
It must be frustrating not being able to win the game you invented and gave to the world!
Hit by Window Shopper — July 2, 2006 @ 3:49 am
I mussed about team loyalities regarding this last night, considering one has ancestry from both countries. Then forget about it after 5 mins & watched the prologue.
Hit by cfsmtb — July 2, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
If you do figure me out, drop us a line, won’t you?
Hit by b in guise — July 3, 2006 @ 2:57 am
hey, I like the new changes. Simple and purple-y.
Hit by cibbuano — July 3, 2006 @ 11:49 am
The birds in my area are fucking snobs. I leave out wild bird feed and they fly right by it.
*sigh*
What do I have to do to be accepted?
Hit by gav — July 3, 2006 @ 12:50 pm
With pigeons as flying rats Ibii are the plague on their blacks, evil, manky, reptilliacal motherfuckers.
At least they’re native.
Hit by Dollop — July 3, 2006 @ 2:16 pm
WS: At least we invented it. What have Australians invented really? Except piss poor beer and exceptionally poor building standards.
bikey: TdF is back on and in full effect. What a shame only a dozen are allowed to ride this year.
b: That info is not for public consumption. Go to the square, sit on the sixth bench from the War Memorial and wait for an elderly gentleman carrying a copy of The Times. He’ll have the answer for you.
Cibby: I haven’t changed nuffin. Stop smokin crack!
gav: put a shopping trolley out there. It’ll be gone in no time.
D-Man: Native and skanky…that reminds me, I have to go to a Westfield
Hit by Russell Allen — July 3, 2006 @ 3:20 pm
Thanks Neo.
Hit by Boudica — July 3, 2006 @ 8:36 pm