The Source of Russell Crowe’s Grief (aka Fuckin Optus)
*chooses number from Phonebook and hits dial*
“…the number you have dialed, oh, four, one, two, K, A, B, thirteen is either disconnected or no longer available…please check your number and try again”
“…”
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To think I thought it was Danielle Spencer.
Hit by Dollop — March 27, 2006 @ 1:31 pm
The Problems are:
75% Optus
18% Danielle Spencer
12% South Sydney Rabbitohs
8% Nicole Kidman’s Drastic Rhinoplasty
3% Humbleness
0.2% Decaf Coffee
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 2:02 pm
You don’t think the limited sucess of 30 Odd Foot of Grunts features in there at all?
Hit by tokenwoman — March 27, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
Nah.
The phone incident was to do with his acting yoof:
“Neighbours”
- Episode #1.596 (1987) TV Episode …. Kenny Larkin
- Episode #1.589 (1987) TV Episode …. Kenny Larkin
- Episode #1.588 (1987) TV Episode …. Kenny Larkin
- Episode #1.581 (1987) TV Episode …. Kenny Larkin
“Acropolis Now”
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks (1991) TV Episode …. Danny O’ Brian
Romper Stomper (1992) …. Hando
Raging disclocombobulation made him channel an amalugum of these former characters. They combined with the horror of wearing a leather skirt in Gladiator and it all became too much.
Anyway, what else are maitre d’s for?
Hit by Dollop — March 27, 2006 @ 2:16 pm
He was in Acropolis Now? Poor dear, I understand everything now…
Hit by tokenwoman — March 27, 2006 @ 2:36 pm
D-Man: I sincerely hope this is an indication of your ability to use imdb and not a photographic memory related to bit parts in shocking tv…
TW: The 30 Odd Feet are now defunct so they don’t stress him any more, however, his new band…”Nicole Urban Will Have Ugly Children” is going great guns
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 2:52 pm
I plagiarise as an indication of my ability to use imdb and not a photographic memory related to bit parts in shocking tv.
Hit by Dollop — March 27, 2006 @ 3:28 pm
Good…as you were then, keep up the good work…plagiarism is the New originality you know?
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
Especially in qld legal circles
Hit by Dollop — March 27, 2006 @ 4:34 pm
Actually, its a global phenomenon, just ask Dan Brown
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 4:56 pm
His wife did it. Handier and cheaper than the butler.
Hit by Dollop — March 27, 2006 @ 5:11 pm
It’s the detective in the Mousetrap…Shit!! it’s supposed to be a secret
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 7:48 pm
Yay for the South Sydney RussellCrowes. That’s myyyy teeeeaaammm!
Shut up. I’m delirious. Carry on with your gibberish.
Hit by Steph — March 27, 2006 @ 8:31 pm
I’m on the dry cough medicine too…codeine and pseudoephedrine rocks…
I think it’s sweet that a bunch of burly blokes have sweet like wabbits on their jersey…aaah, bless em!
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 8:33 pm
The joke is that they’re not even the Rabbits, they’re officially the Rabbitohs… named after the guys who used to go around the south Sydney slums during/after the Depression selling rabbit carcasses for people to eat coz they were too poor to buy proper meat.
I reckon if Souths wanted to add some cred to their image they should have a bleeding carcass on their jersey, not a poncy little leaping rabbit. Maybe even one with a half-severed foot from the trap. I’m sure RC would be all for adding a bit of butch to the brand.
Steph - Souths are one of the kinda secondary teams I say Yay for if I feel like caring. Was a 4th generation Balmain supporter but we all know the sad story there. Fucked if I’m gonna get enthused about bloody Campbelltown. Norths were one of my other secondary teams (being a Nawth Shaw girl and all) but we know what happened to them too. Actually my allegiances lie anywhere but the Broncos, Canterbury and Manly. But that’s enough footy talk, one might think I give a shit about the game, which I don’t (as long as the wanking Broncos/Canetoads get beaten). Yes, I know them’s fighting words on a blog called Brisbane Window. Bite me, QLDers.
Hit by Imelda — March 27, 2006 @ 10:55 pm
I don’t mind the Broncos except they’ve got the chunkiest cheerleaders in the NRL. Bogus!!
If God wanted wabbits to live he’d wouldn’t have given power to man to invent Myxomatosis
Hit by Russell Allen — March 27, 2006 @ 11:28 pm
Nor would he have invented huntin’.
Tally ho.
Hit by Dollop — March 28, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
Christ, I thought you had given up blogging for good so I haven’t been here in a while. How stupid do I feel?!
Hit by rachy — March 28, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
Bloomin Stttooooppiddd!!!
You’ve missed some stttoooppid shit too but fortunately for you I’ve eaten the entire archive for pudding
Hit by Russell Allen — March 28, 2006 @ 7:57 pm
Being a Souths supporter is painful at best. I agree about ditching the wabbit. We need us a butch, scary, butt ugly mascot. Something like Manda Vanstone.
Hit by Steph — March 28, 2006 @ 8:34 pm
Ditto (viz Rachy). Your namesake is playing at http://www.grandcentral.net.au/ I hear they’re pretty good. In the unlikely event that I do go, I’ll report.
Hit by Chai — March 28, 2006 @ 9:11 pm
Did you say pretty good? Is there no beginning to the talents of Crowe?
Hit by Russell Allen — March 28, 2006 @ 9:45 pm