Ho Ho Ho

Friday December 23rd 2005, 10:10 am
Filed in pants drawer labelled: Pig's Ear

Am barely able to type in my semi-comotose euphoria. It is my last day of ‘working’ (ahem) before the New Year and this week I’ve done two tenths of fuck all except:

Imbibed fuck loads of alcohol - Scotch & Dry’s mainly
Taken 6 E’s - Cherries for you playing at home
Snorted 2 grams of average charlie
Gummed a hundred bag of speed

I have sent literally two emails or week and spoken to one client - admittedly I did lick champagne and snort a line off the arse of another client but hey, that’s what happens when you’re a dealmaker.

Here come the holidays and chillin out in Syd Vegas…Four Seasons here I come…




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  1. Merry Christmas Russell.

    May Santa bring you all the things that you can’t buy yourself.

    Cheers,

    Imelda xxx

    Hit by Imelda December 23, 2005 @ 3:18 pm



  2. Just what I need…a fat old fella with a beard…thanks Im.

    Hit by Russell Allen December 23, 2005 @ 3:32 pm



  3. Merry Christmas to you too Russell. I’m looking foward to your posts in the new year, you know, once you come down from your drug-induced euphoria.

    Til then,

    Susanne

    xox

    Hit by Susanne December 24, 2005 @ 1:38 pm



  4. Merry Christmas tiger… Have fun in sin city!

    Oh, and I must chat to you about dealing with clients: I think I could change my style…

    Hit by m!key December 24, 2005 @ 9:13 pm



  5. Have a good one!

    Hit by Barnze December 24, 2005 @ 10:38 pm



  6. cheers & beers

    Hit by cfsmtb December 25, 2005 @ 11:48 am



  7. Merry Xmas and have a happy new year!

    Hit by Chai December 26, 2005 @ 10:25 am



  8. snowing up here in Hood town..Wanking in a winter wonder land!

    Hit by Barnze December 28, 2005 @ 12:55 am



  9. wow it’s like we’ve had the exact same week. Except I have no clients, so am reduced to snorting lines off books, although being a writer the lines are cheaper and the books, of course, have a flat arse.

    Damn.

    *Career change*

    On the upside, I had Billecart, Veuve and a MAGNUM of some other French shit my Frenchy brought over for Christmas.

    Happy New Year Russ.

    xS.

    Hit by sublime-ation December 29, 2005 @ 2:21 pm



  10. Give my regards to Jenna.

    Hit by hungbunny January 1, 2006 @ 1:39 am



  11. Cool, I managed to comment from next year. If only tonight’s dire festivities were that easy to skip.

    Hit by hungbunny January 1, 2006 @ 1:41 am



  12. Thanks to all - even Hungbunny.

    Christmas is a time for giving so maybe I should think about writing a post this month.

    Bollocks to that I say…

    Hit by Russell Allen January 1, 2006 @ 9:07 pm

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