Negotiating With Cuntingly Ignorant Australian Businessmen
“I want Streaming Video on Demand with simulataneous torrents available for each user.
I want Automated Real Time Alerts with Dynamic Charting Capabilities and available from any location globally.
I want a Shit-hot Flash Calculator like on that Aussie Home Loans Site.
It’s gotta be bigger than Ben Hur.
I don’t have any money really. I’ve only got a small budget and the cheaper it is the better for me. That said it is essential that it has all this functionality and I need to done by next week, between Christmas and New Year.
Is that a problem for you?
“I’m sorry I was too busy masturbating into a warm gym sock to even give a shit about what youse just said”
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Wouldn’t a warm gym sock be really itchy though? I mean, if I had a penis I would only ever want it to touch silk, or a vagina of course. Could you imagine the thought of an acrylic vagina. HELP!
Hit by Rachy — December 18, 2005 @ 12:53 am
I prefer a milk soaked french stick myself…
Hit by Barnze — December 18, 2005 @ 2:26 am
Rachy, if you had a penis you wouldn’t give a fuck what it touched, like all men. Unless you were a pre-op transsexual - I imagine they can be a bit fussy.
Hit by hungbunny — December 18, 2005 @ 5:52 am
Milk soaked french stick is a good ‘un. Always been a fan of a jar of chopped liver or a microwaved honeydew myself, though those items can be classfied as ‘exotic’.
Agree wholeheartedly with hungbunny’s comments…it could have been a broken glass mitten like the one used by Van Damme in Kickboxer.
Hit by Russell Allen — December 18, 2005 @ 8:57 am